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Fun R/C quotes – Part 10

December 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Hi guys! This “Fun R/C quotes” series is coming to it’s 10th edition! And to celebrate it, i’ll post here a very special quote… or should i say comparison! 🙂

Hope you like it as much as i did! Here it goes…

Why Helicopters are better than women?

Helicopters can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Helicopters don’t get mad if you “touch and go”.

Helicopters don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

Helicopters come with manuals to explain their operation.

Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.

Helicopters don’t come with in-laws.

Helicopters don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.

Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.

Helicopters don’t mind if you like to look at other airplanes.

Helicopters don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Helicopters expect to be tied down.

Helicopters don’t comment on your piloting skills.

Helicopters don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when helicopters go quiet – just like women – it’s a bad thing!

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Fun R/C quotes – Part 9

December 13, 2010 Leave a comment

Helicopters are like horror movies. You know something bad is going to happen, you just don’t know when.

If you heli is coming towards you, throw your transmitter at it and run.

“You watch the head, I’ll watch the tail.”

“Damn it! The bird always wins…”

Flying helicopters is like juggling three £50 champagne bottles. It’s not a case of if you drop them, but rather how many.

Fun R/C quotes – Part 8

November 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Hobby rationalization lesson 1 – $5.25 for a burger king combo meal is a “rip off”; $399.99 for a GY601 is “worth every penny”.

A heli’s worst enemy…..the occasional burst of gravity.

The difference between an experienced pilot and a beginner is that the experienced pilot knows how much the crash is going to cost him 3 feet before impact, but the beginner doesn’t know till he gets home and adds it all up.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us more money!

“Clear the runway.. I have an idea!”

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Fun R/C quotes – Part 7

October 7, 2010 Leave a comment

If your not crashing, your not trying hard enough.

I’d rather be a lucky pilot than a good pilot!

When failure is not an option, success can get expensive.

Planes are for people who can’t fly helicopters…

You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience, hopefully you fill up the experience bag before running the bag of luck empty.

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Fun R/C quotes – Part 6

September 7, 2010 Leave a comment

Helicopter pilots are broad eyed introverts, anticipators of trouble… They know if something bad hasn’t happened, it’s about to.

There I was, out of altitude, airspeed, and ideas…

Sure you can try it, for a nominal deposit of $2500.

It can fly as fast as your wallet is deep.

I spend half my salary on R/C Helicopters. The remaining i waste.

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Fun R/C quotes – Part 5

September 4, 2010 Leave a comment

The best pilot…… is the one that is having the most fun.

I think cocaine would have been a cheaper hobby.

If it flies backwards inverted AND maws the lawn… it must be an RC helicopter.

Why panic? It’s going to crash anyway.

An r/c helicopter is simply a “conglomeration of spare parts flying in close formation”.

Fun R/C quotes – Part 4

September 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Nobody likes to see a crash but no one likes to miss one either.

Nothing screams poor workmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape.

Airplanes fly while Helicopters simply beat the air into submission.

Build it, Fly it, Crash it. Repeat as often as needed!

Altitude first, I have never seen anyone crash into the air!