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Fun R/C quotes – Part 10

December 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Hi guys! This “Fun R/C quotes” series is coming to it’s 10th edition! And to celebrate it, i’ll post here a very special quote… or should i say comparison! 🙂

Hope you like it as much as i did! Here it goes…

Why Helicopters are better than women?

Helicopters can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Helicopters don’t get mad if you “touch and go”.

Helicopters don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

Helicopters come with manuals to explain their operation.

Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.

Helicopters don’t come with in-laws.

Helicopters don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.

Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.

Helicopters don’t mind if you like to look at other airplanes.

Helicopters don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Helicopters expect to be tied down.

Helicopters don’t comment on your piloting skills.

Helicopters don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when helicopters go quiet – just like women – it’s a bad thing!

Fun R/C quotes – Part 6

September 7, 2010 Leave a comment

Helicopter pilots are broad eyed introverts, anticipators of trouble… They know if something bad hasn’t happened, it’s about to.

There I was, out of altitude, airspeed, and ideas…

Sure you can try it, for a nominal deposit of $2500.

It can fly as fast as your wallet is deep.

I spend half my salary on R/C Helicopters. The remaining i waste.

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Fun R/C quotes – Part 3

August 31, 2010 Leave a comment

A helicopter does not want to fly, it just vibrates so much that the ground rejects it.

There are two types of pilots: those that have crashed and those that are about to.

Heli pilot aproaching a Airport: “Wow that landing pad sure is wide!”

The desire to fly is human, but the desire to hover is divine!

Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights made an aeroplane.

Fun R/C quotes – Part 1

August 24, 2010 Leave a comment

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

You have to be an ambidextrous chimpanzee to fly helicopters.

Old helicopter pilots never die they just can’t get it up any more.

That wasn’t me! It was a radio glitch…

Fly or die.

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